I've been reading a new book, if any of you would like to borrow it just let me know. 

It's called the "Useful Golf Book".  It contains some really good articles such as:

How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt
How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker.
How to get more distance off the shank.
Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk.
Crying and how to handle it.
How to rationalize a 7 hour round.
How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
Why your wife no longer cares that you birdied the 4th.
How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed.
How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee.
When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent.
God and the meaning of the double bogey.

Now working on the book's sequel, "When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever".